[Bri]

Смотрю QI. Ну а что, чего мне сааамой последней быть)))Посмотрела первый и пятый сезоны, сейчас смотрю второй. Писала бы много, но что толку, все равно тем, кто не смотрит, это ничего не скажет, а тот, кто смотрел - собственно, смотрел же и так все знает)))

Кину под кат один из любимых диалогов оттуда, из 507 серии, про резиновых мишек)))

Stephen
But how would you use gummy bears to rob a bank? [takes out two bowls of gummy bears from under the desk]

Jo
Pass them over. I . . . I need to look at them.

Stephen
I thought you might.
[passes one bowl in Alan's and Jo's direction]
I might just take a handful myself--

Vic
Okay.

Stephen
--because I happen to be rather partial.
[takes a few bears from the second bowl and then passes it in Clive's and Vic's direction]

Jo
[takes a fair few from the bowl and stuffs them all into her mouth]

Vic
Mmm.

Stephen
[chewing] Aren't they good?

Vic
What I would do--

Stephen
Yeah?

Vic
--is sneak up behind the . . . the bank clerks and push them into their eyes! Where they couldn't . . .On a hot . . . Perhaps on a hot day, so they couldn't actually peel them off. While I'd just go and riffle through the drawers.

Stephen
Any other thoughts?

Alan
Just simply bribery.

Stephen
Not much people wouldn't' do for a gummy bear!

Alan
"Give me the money!" "No!" "Gummy bear?" "Ohh . . . " [hesitates]

Vic
Bring them to life and use them as a tiny jelly army.

Stephen
Yes! I want to see that.

Clive
If you stuck them all over your face, they could be a brilliant disguise, 'cause you'd just look like an idiot with lots of sweets stuck to your face. They'd never suspect you.

Stephen
It would be called "bear-faced cheek", wouldn't it?

Alan
Are they made--

Audience in General
[groans]

Stephen
[points at them threateningly]
Now!

Audience in General
[lapses into applause]

Stephen
Sorry.

Alan
Can you use them as some sort of plastic explosives? Are they in that family?

Stephen
It's . . . Well, not gelignite, but what are they made of?

Alan and Clive
Gelatin.

Stephen
Gelatin, yeah. If you melt them down, all right--

Alan
You can make a whale.

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