"@planetjedward: The White lines on the road are candy sticks pressed down by a huge hammer"
"@planetjedward: When you reach into someone with your arms it makes a diamond before you both hug <>"
"@planetjedward: Incase You Didnt Know "Taco Cat" Spelled Backwards Is Still "Taco Cat""
"@planetjedward: Its Sounds Kinda CraZy But Our Alarm Clock Gets Really Jealous and Makes Loads Of Noise Cuz We Have A Awesome Relationship With Our Beds"
"@planetjedward: The Reason Why Waffles are Cooler then Pancakes is They Dont let the Maple Syrup Fall Off"
"@planetjedward: Every Morning We Water Our Tree Made Of Plastic Because If We Dont It Will Never Grow Big Enough To Build A Tree House"
"@planetjedward: Who thinks it would be cool if they still had nap time in high school"
"@planetjedward: I LIKE SHOWERS CUZ THEY ARE INSTANT AND YOU DON'T HAVE 2 WAIT AGES TO GET WET LIKE A BUBBLE BATH TAKES AGES TO FILL UP"
"@planetjedward: This Is Our Dog It May Look Like A Dog But It's Actually A Ninja"
"@planetjedward: A Hi Hi Five Is Like. A Hi Five But it's a Tiny Bit Higher"
"@planetjedward: Flat screen TVs are the Pancakes of the technology world! All they need now is a tasty topping of Mmmm to the Mmmm!"
"@planetjedward: We are gonna make a Crossword shirt and get everyone to fill it in and then we will all be Crossed Worded out!"
"@planetjedward: Right Around The Corner There Is Loads Of Awesome Things You Just Have To Keep Trying And Find The Right Corner"
"@planetjedward: Who Ever Took The Original Bite From The Apple Logo Mustn't have Liked Apples Say What Apples Taste Good Mmm Apples"
"@planetjedward: If I Had A Dollar For Every time A Persons Says "If I Had A Dollar"That Would Be A lot Of Dollars!"
"@planetjedward: "It's Not You,It's Me" Is What We Say When We Are Looking Through Old Photos"
"@planetjedward: If We Lived In Queens New York We Would Keep Hinting We Are Spider-Man So We Could Get Free Stuff Like Pizza"
"@planetjedward: To All The Extreme Couponers Out There You Don't Need A Buy One Get One Free Coupon To Get John And Edward"
"@planetjedward: Wipe That Smile Off Yo Face :"
"@planetjedward: The Coolest Things Is When Someone Says Can You Do This? And Ur Like "Thats A Piece Of Cake" And Then You Whip Out A Actual Piece Of Cake"
"@planetjedward: DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET A SMURF?"
"@planetjedward: Just So You Know Our House Is A Spaceship It May Not Look It But It Is"
"@planetjedward: Who Has Ever Texted a Made Up Number and Said I LOVE JEDWARD?"
"@planetjedward: When Cats Meow & Dogs Bark There Trying to Communicate With Us,But We Cant Understand Cuz Google Translate Doesnt Work When Its Barks&Meows"
"@planetjedward: When your dog barks don't be afraid they are just using Barker! The new social network for dogs"
"@planetjedward: If You really want a Apple Laptop take a bite out of a Apple and Sellotape it onto a normal laptop or just get a apple sticker"
"@planetjedward: The Tooth Fairy Came Last Night! But She Didnt Want Teeth She Wanted A JedHug! Oh Yeah That's How We Roll"
Прочла их твитты за три месяца, мозг умер))