Annie: - Why didn't you do extra-credit tasks if you knew that you were... (шепчет) failing?

Jeff: - Doing more than the minimum work is my definition of... (шепчет) failing.


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Это скидываю старые серии на диски, и не смогла не пересмотреть. Oh Jeff, never change.
А вообще надо устроить марафон первого сезона. И второго.

Jeff: - Whatever you do, don't tell Shirley about the fight. She'll start in with all her mother-y, guilt-inducing powers. You know what I mean?

Troy: - No, I'm wearing this Jesus bracelet 'cause it gets me chicks.


Ну честное слово, они в пересмотре еще прекраснее.

Shirley: - What is going on?

Troy: - We're trying to get jeff ready for the fiiiii...iiight. (Джеффу) I couldn't think of another word.

Jeff: - (Трою) Idiot. (Ширли) He meant we were figh...ting. (Трою) It is hard to think of another word.


И о, о! Забыла совсем это:

Shirley: - You think religion is stupid?

Jeff: - No, to me, religion is like Paul Rudd. I see the appeal, and I would never take it away from anyone. But I would also never stand in line for it.